Abodebound

You still have to join a team. This whole... situation, you guess? Has really put a damper on the plans, but you're determined to see them through.
You message your only other friend. Well, you guess your only friend, now.

-- tacticallyGnostic [TG] began trolling traceTraduce [TT] --
TG: HEY,
TT: H0w's the break-up g0ing s0 far?
TG: HOLY shit, how do you already know about that?
TG: IT literally just happened.
TT: I have my s0urces.
TG: REALLY?
TT: Nah.
TT: Well, I d0 have my s0urces, but even they aren't this quick.
TT: I'm just haunting y0u right n0w. Y0u're 0ut 0f grubsauce by the way.
TT: And als0, what a n00k sniffer he turned 0ut t0 be.
TG: SIGH. I know.
TT: C0uldn't even dr0p the quirk, huh? Just 0nt0 the next richb0y he thinks he can caegar sc00p.
TT: I d0n't kn0w what y0u saw in him.
TG: I dunno, maybe I thought I could change him?
TT: N0w isn't that a classic pale-crush m0ve.
TG: HAHA, yeah I guess so.
TT: Want me t0 make a p0st ab0ut him?
TG: WHAT?
TT: Y'kn0w, a call0ut p0st.
TT: Th0se things I d0 0n grubblr.
TG: OH, right. THOSE things.
TG: I dunno how I feel about that...
TT: Say the w0rd and the slight bit 0f reputati0n he has 0nline is g0ne.
TT: I have s0me seri0us dirt 0n him that he'd HATE t0 have 0ut there.
TG: REALLY? LIKE what?
TG: AND why didn't you tell me earlier?! IT might've saved me some serious heartbreak over here!
TT: First 0f all, y0u were s0 head-0ver-heels y0u w0uldn't have listened t0 a single w0rd I said.
TT: And als0 I'm n0t talking ab0ut anything t00 bad. He's n0t a serial cheater, as far as I kn0w.
TT: And if I did kn0w, y0u w0uld've t00.
TG: YEAH, okay, fair enough then.
TG: WHAT did he d0 then?
TG: WHOOPS, *do.
TT: Ha-ha. D0rk.
TT: But y0u kn0w th0se st0ries he writes 0n that website 0f his?
TG: YEAH, what about them?
TT: C0mpletely plagiarised.
TG: WHAT?!
TG: LIKE, all of it?!
TT: Every single paragraph is s0urced fr0m s0me0ne else, usually his ever-dwindling friends' list.
TT: Even his bi0 is just c0py-pasted fr0m line-by-line with the name changed. Except f0r like, 0ne sentence.
TG: OKAY, wow. I had no idea!
TG: WONDER how much of the things he said were lies...
TT: Kn0wing him? Alm0st all 0f it.
TT: I'm surprised he even t0ld y0u he cheated 0n y0u.
TG: YOU knew and didn't tell me?
TT: Why d0 y0u think I'm here?
TG: FAIR point.
TG: YOU know what?
TG: USUALLY I'd be against it, but what the hell. SURE.
TG: MAKE that callout post on him. HE deserves it.
TT: C0nsider it d0ne. It'll be a while until it's actually p0sted.
TT: L0ts 0f evidence t0 s0rt thr0ugh.
TG: THANKS a lot, TT!
TG: OH, and while you're still here...
TG: YOU reckon I can join your team for sGrub?
TT: See, usually I'd take pity 0n y0u and say sure.
TT: But unf0rtunately I'm already 0n Muluzi's team, and n0t 0nly is the team already full,
TT: It'd pr0bably be a bit t00 awkward. Even f0r me.
TG: AH, I see...
TG: THANKS anyway! TTYL>
TG: *?
TT: N0 pr0blem. I've g0t t0 g0 haunt s0me0ne else right n0w anyway. F0r unrelated reas0ns.
TT: Cya.
-- tacticallyGnostic [TG] ceased trolling traceTraduce [TT] --